noukate 2011 nokat maroc 2011 نكت مغربية جديدة noukate 2011 nokat maroc 2011
noukat 2011
Hada wa7ed kheyna tka3a m3a mratou, wa7ed enhar, whouwa yemchi lel9ehwa m3a s7abou, whouwa yerje3 m3a hadik ejouj dial ellil, wel9aha na3ssa, whouwa yektibliha fwa7ed elwar9a :
Fey9ini m3a esseb3a bach nemchi
elkhedma elmouhim essiyed n3ess. elghadlih fa9 m3a elwe7da dial le3chiya, wel9a 7dah wa7ed elwer9a mektoubfiha :
Noud, rah esseb3a hadi !!!!!!!!!!
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mirricani o marrocci o talyani tal3ou ltayarra. Mirricani kan taytkayiff howa ilouh lgarou nakazz marrocci galih 3alach lihtihh galihh 3adna bazaff minhoum , marocci haydd triikou howa ilouhou nakazz talyani galihh 3alach tihtihh galih 3adna bazaf manhoum, Talyani malga maylouhh howa ilouhh marocci galih miricani 3lach lehtih galih 3andna bezaf menhoum
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Gallik hada wahed rajel tjewej bwahda mtdiyna bezzaf.
Wahed nhar ja miyyet bjou3 ou galiha : ach mtiyba lina flghda?
Gatlih : lbid mslouk.
Galliha : ou dak lkoukoute ana lach chariha lik, yak bach tiybi lina lmrka.
Gatlih : lkoukoute katseffer, ou tsfar fl'islam hram.
Galliha : wa siri ldarkoum, mnine ykhtar3ou chi koukoute katweddene 3ad aji
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wahad al barkani ja alwajda ouhouwa bda kaychouf f wahad l'hotel fih bazaf nta3 les etages chafah wahad alwajdi ouhouwa 3arfo bli barkani ouja l3ando ougalih ila kounti katchouf f 1er etages tkalas 100dh ilaf 2em tkalass 200dh... houwa kan kaychouf f 4em etages ougalih ana rani nchouf ri f 2em atage oukalas 200dh kimcha l barkan bka farhan koudam shabou saksawah shoubou ougalihoum ana hchitha lwahad alwajdi ana kounte kanchouf f 4em etages oukalaste ri 200dh
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Fi mara ordinnateur etgawez ordinnateura, w mara 2alaha ana 7atala2ek, 9aletlo w hiya b tebki : ya lahwiii 7atala9ni w cd li f batni??
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galik hado wa7de talamide dakhlo 3nde 2osstade tarbia issalamia o howa issaoulhom 3la ssmiathom o bdaou kay bano 3lih galih 1 ana smiti 3al2 diiiiin o 2 nourdiiiiiiin o 3 ....diiiin o ja lakhire o t9adaou ssmiate diale ...diiine o bda kay fkkr o galih pitadiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin hahahahahah
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lfark bin pedt wl pc howa ana pc 3ando souris 3la bra wl pedet 3ando souris ldakhl
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galik wahad ostad nawad wahad galih arsam liya chi haja kat3abar fa sabora nad dari chad tabachir ahmar odar no9ta fa sabora orja3 glas ja ostad galih rak marsamti walo galih dari hadak ostad 3azi tayakmi al garo.
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daba wahd jan galak bagi isayb lakart national howa imchi 3nad m9adame howa i golih bagi nsayab lakart national howa i golih lma9adam khasni n3raf fin sakn ba3da o gad lih mcha jan 3ande lm9adam howa i jib lih rajal sakn fih howa i golih ha fin sakn
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galic hada wahed al wazir 9arar yijma3 jami3 al wouzara ou al malik galihoume chkoune liya9dar yihkam bladou mziane nad boch galihoume lyouma na9talkoume cha3bou mardache ou houma y3iytou li ho9o9 alinssan nad al "malike dial wahed doula arabia (hassen 5-3)" galihome rda nchna9 wahd b wahd ou galih wahde al rajle wache lhbal men 3ndkoume wla men 3andna!!!!
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hada wahed khayna labas 3lih wahed nhar makanech 3andou leflouse wehouwa yemchi wahed cyber gal moulah 3afak salefny wahed 500 dh moul cyber 3tahoum lih elmouhim hadak khayna li labas 3lih ja 3awtany gal moul cyber wahed 500 dh hadak moul cyber galih ila bghitihoum cha3el hadak ordinateure hadak 3la nyetou mcha cha3lou houwa yegi hadak moul cyber ched rase dyal hada li labas houwa yekchi lih fi l'ecran galih makayen walou galih moul cyber koune jebtihoum ghadi tel9ahoum !!!
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kalak hada wa7d khayna 7al msn ol kah khawi malka ta wa7d li mconicti o howa ymchi tchatche o dar fl la9ab 3tiwni msnat lah yr7am walidikom hahahahahaha
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hadi wa9i3iya (wahad al barkani kan kaya9ra m3ana f'al 9ism okan mkalakh f'al 3arbiya wahad nhar sa9sana ostad lora al 3arabiya a3la wahad al bayt chi3ri galina achkon i9dar icharho liya hata wahad ma3raf icharho s3ib ja al barkani al mosama(nkass ilakh)3ala yadih galih al bayt howa al manzel(la maison).
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hada hmad o mohamed tkido f al3askar sawal shaf hmad galih chkon hadi galih rraya galih lla hadi bak mak khok khtak jdak jadak. ohiya tji nobt mohamed galih chkon hadi galih 3ailt hmad.
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gal liki hadi wahd almodarissa jdida jbouha lwahd lmadrassa fi ashiadma ; wa tza3tou fih atlamad wahd anhar kan 3andhoum lhssabe wasslou ljadoual adarb galt lwahd atalmid 3andha smaitou hmaida dima ghir saket galt lih wahd darbou fwahd ashnou gal liha farg3ou haahah
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wahed rajel kan ghadi o howa ylka soutiannat tayhin howa ygoul ykh tfou khawin
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gal lik wahed lmou3alim gal ltalamid diyalou achnou houa le pain bel3arabiya? jawoub wahed almoujtahid houya ygoule lih houya lkhoubz. houya isouyal wahd l kassoul gal lih ou le lapain achnou houya a ouldi? jawbou lkassoul gal lih houa lmssamen a oustad.
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galk hada wahd rajl wldou dima ky kdb 3lih
wahd nhar bah sawb wahd l ala bache ghir ikdb l wld tbda tsouni wahd nhar ja l wld l dar o galou bah chhal gbti f l math galou 15 o b9at katsouni l ala o galou chhal gbti f l arbia galou 16 o b9at katsouni galou bah ana hit knt 9dk knt kangib 20 o hia tfrg3 dik l ala.hahahaha...
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hada prof gual l tlamad,ach lfar9 bin bnadam w l'ordinateur,jawbou 1 kasoul w khaser :
la sourie d PC f l'exterieur,w la sourie d bnadam f l'interieur.
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hada whed l'ordinteur tele9 merto(sa femme) o hia tgoulih o had CD li f kerchi ach ndir lih
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galike hada wahede lemou3alime resame letalamide deyalou f saboura begra ou bda kaysawalhoume chnouhadi neta bagra mezeyane chnouhadi neta begra mezyane arana houwa yewesale 3enede wahed 2 kousala houwa yesawale lawale chno hadi galou difda3a hwa ygoulo lmou3alime mouke hadi o gale ltani chno hadi hwa yygoulihe mayene hada héhéhéhé
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galak hada wahed l mo3alim ja ghadi yqari wahed l qissm jdid w l modir mcha m3ahh w wrahh l kissm w wrahh wahedd diri galihh hadak ra kassooul bla ma sada3 rassek m3ahh
lmohim daz liyamm wahd nharr hadak l mo3alim gal wlahh hta njarbo ktb 1 f saboura w galih chnahowa hada dri galihh wahidon galihh mziane howa yrsam difda3a hda l wahed galih w hadi howa ygoulih dri difda3ata3achar
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9alk hada wa7d f9ih marto mrdat w mnin sala sla dyal jam3a tlab mn nas ya3tiwh flos hta wahd ma3tah . ja kharej k3yan w hwa yl9a wahd skayri 9alo yalah m3aya ila bghiti lflos . dah l bar dakhlo 9al lnas li tma had rajl baghi lflos w homa yjam3olo double dyal lflos li baghi hwa y9olhom lah ykhalikom dima haka .......
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galik hado brakna ja 3andhom wahad lwzir galhoma rakom mchawhin galhom nas bdaw tay3awdo 3likom noukat galhom ra khskom tkadmo lkadam homa hzo lkrasa o kahzo l3ando ( hihihih )
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hada wahed 3chiri f lablad ka yatkayef bezaaaaaf zatla men 1823 miladiya ,f 2006 3ayet lih f telefone tanhadro bla bla bla lmohime golt lih chno kaddir fach katfi9 men n3ass f lablad a sahbi ? galliya tanfi9 ka nadrab jwan o kan9assi o ta narja3 n3ass
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hada wahad nhar kan kira wakaf hda lgazar,chwiya o howa iji l3arbi batma itkada.gal lgazar ara liya wahad jigo dyal lhawli o saybo mazyan .o howa igol lih kira iyiiiihhh jigo wa mahmouma 3lina ri hna..hhhhhhhh
noukat 2011
Hada wa7ed kheyna tka3a m3a mratou, wa7ed enhar, whouwa yemchi lel9ehwa m3a s7abou, whouwa yerje3 m3a hadik ejouj dial ellil, wel9aha na3ssa, whouwa yektibliha fwa7ed elwar9a :
Fey9ini m3a esseb3a bach nemchi
elkhedma elmouhim essiyed n3ess. elghadlih fa9 m3a elwe7da dial le3chiya, wel9a 7dah wa7ed elwer9a mektoubfiha :
Noud, rah esseb3a hadi !!!!!!!!!!
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mirricani o marrocci o talyani tal3ou ltayarra. Mirricani kan taytkayiff howa ilouh lgarou nakazz marrocci galih 3alach lihtihh galihh 3adna bazaff minhoum , marocci haydd triikou howa ilouhou nakazz talyani galihh 3alach tihtihh galih 3adna bazaf manhoum, Talyani malga maylouhh howa ilouhh marocci galih miricani 3lach lehtih galih 3andna bezaf menhoum
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Gallik hada wahed rajel tjewej bwahda mtdiyna bezzaf.
Wahed nhar ja miyyet bjou3 ou galiha : ach mtiyba lina flghda?
Gatlih : lbid mslouk.
Galliha : ou dak lkoukoute ana lach chariha lik, yak bach tiybi lina lmrka.
Gatlih : lkoukoute katseffer, ou tsfar fl'islam hram.
Galliha : wa siri ldarkoum, mnine ykhtar3ou chi koukoute katweddene 3ad aji
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wahad al barkani ja alwajda ouhouwa bda kaychouf f wahad l'hotel fih bazaf nta3 les etages chafah wahad alwajdi ouhouwa 3arfo bli barkani ouja l3ando ougalih ila kounti katchouf f 1er etages tkalas 100dh ilaf 2em tkalass 200dh... houwa kan kaychouf f 4em etages ougalih ana rani nchouf ri f 2em atage oukalas 200dh kimcha l barkan bka farhan koudam shabou saksawah shoubou ougalihoum ana hchitha lwahad alwajdi ana kounte kanchouf f 4em etages oukalaste ri 200dh
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Fi mara ordinnateur etgawez ordinnateura, w mara 2alaha ana 7atala2ek, 9aletlo w hiya b tebki : ya lahwiii 7atala9ni w cd li f batni??
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galik hado wa7de talamide dakhlo 3nde 2osstade tarbia issalamia o howa issaoulhom 3la ssmiathom o bdaou kay bano 3lih galih 1 ana smiti 3al2 diiiiin o 2 nourdiiiiiiin o 3 ....diiiin o ja lakhire o t9adaou ssmiate diale ...diiine o bda kay fkkr o galih pitadiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin hahahahahah
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lfark bin pedt wl pc howa ana pc 3ando souris 3la bra wl pedet 3ando souris ldakhl
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galik wahad ostad nawad wahad galih arsam liya chi haja kat3abar fa sabora nad dari chad tabachir ahmar odar no9ta fa sabora orja3 glas ja ostad galih rak marsamti walo galih dari hadak ostad 3azi tayakmi al garo.
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daba wahd jan galak bagi isayb lakart national howa imchi 3nad m9adame howa i golih bagi nsayab lakart national howa i golih lma9adam khasni n3raf fin sakn ba3da o gad lih mcha jan 3ande lm9adam howa i jib lih rajal sakn fih howa i golih ha fin sakn
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galic hada wahed al wazir 9arar yijma3 jami3 al wouzara ou al malik galihoume chkoune liya9dar yihkam bladou mziane nad boch galihoume lyouma na9talkoume cha3bou mardache ou houma y3iytou li ho9o9 alinssan nad al "malike dial wahed doula arabia (hassen 5-3)" galihome rda nchna9 wahd b wahd ou galih wahde al rajle wache lhbal men 3ndkoume wla men 3andna!!!!
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hada wahed khayna labas 3lih wahed nhar makanech 3andou leflouse wehouwa yemchi wahed cyber gal moulah 3afak salefny wahed 500 dh moul cyber 3tahoum lih elmouhim hadak khayna li labas 3lih ja 3awtany gal moul cyber wahed 500 dh hadak moul cyber galih ila bghitihoum cha3el hadak ordinateure hadak 3la nyetou mcha cha3lou houwa yegi hadak moul cyber ched rase dyal hada li labas houwa yekchi lih fi l'ecran galih makayen walou galih moul cyber koune jebtihoum ghadi tel9ahoum !!!
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kalak hada wa7d khayna 7al msn ol kah khawi malka ta wa7d li mconicti o howa ymchi tchatche o dar fl la9ab 3tiwni msnat lah yr7am walidikom hahahahahaha
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hadi wa9i3iya (wahad al barkani kan kaya9ra m3ana f'al 9ism okan mkalakh f'al 3arbiya wahad nhar sa9sana ostad lora al 3arabiya a3la wahad al bayt chi3ri galina achkon i9dar icharho liya hata wahad ma3raf icharho s3ib ja al barkani al mosama(nkass ilakh)3ala yadih galih al bayt howa al manzel(la maison).
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hada hmad o mohamed tkido f al3askar sawal shaf hmad galih chkon hadi galih rraya galih lla hadi bak mak khok khtak jdak jadak. ohiya tji nobt mohamed galih chkon hadi galih 3ailt hmad.
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gal liki hadi wahd almodarissa jdida jbouha lwahd lmadrassa fi ashiadma ; wa tza3tou fih atlamad wahd anhar kan 3andhoum lhssabe wasslou ljadoual adarb galt lwahd atalmid 3andha smaitou hmaida dima ghir saket galt lih wahd darbou fwahd ashnou gal liha farg3ou haahah
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wahed rajel kan ghadi o howa ylka soutiannat tayhin howa ygoul ykh tfou khawin
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gal lik wahed lmou3alim gal ltalamid diyalou achnou houa le pain bel3arabiya? jawoub wahed almoujtahid houya ygoule lih houya lkhoubz. houya isouyal wahd l kassoul gal lih ou le lapain achnou houya a ouldi? jawbou lkassoul gal lih houa lmssamen a oustad.
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galk hada wahd rajl wldou dima ky kdb 3lih
wahd nhar bah sawb wahd l ala bache ghir ikdb l wld tbda tsouni wahd nhar ja l wld l dar o galou bah chhal gbti f l math galou 15 o b9at katsouni l ala o galou chhal gbti f l arbia galou 16 o b9at katsouni galou bah ana hit knt 9dk knt kangib 20 o hia tfrg3 dik l ala.hahahaha...
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hada prof gual l tlamad,ach lfar9 bin bnadam w l'ordinateur,jawbou 1 kasoul w khaser :
la sourie d PC f l'exterieur,w la sourie d bnadam f l'interieur.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
hada whed l'ordinteur tele9 merto(sa femme) o hia tgoulih o had CD li f kerchi ach ndir lih
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galike hada wahede lemou3alime resame letalamide deyalou f saboura begra ou bda kaysawalhoume chnouhadi neta bagra mezeyane chnouhadi neta begra mezyane arana houwa yewesale 3enede wahed 2 kousala houwa yesawale lawale chno hadi galou difda3a hwa ygoulo lmou3alime mouke hadi o gale ltani chno hadi hwa yygoulihe mayene hada héhéhéhé
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galak hada wahed l mo3alim ja ghadi yqari wahed l qissm jdid w l modir mcha m3ahh w wrahh l kissm w wrahh wahedd diri galihh hadak ra kassooul bla ma sada3 rassek m3ahh
lmohim daz liyamm wahd nharr hadak l mo3alim gal wlahh hta njarbo ktb 1 f saboura w galih chnahowa hada dri galihh wahidon galihh mziane howa yrsam difda3a hda l wahed galih w hadi howa ygoulih dri difda3ata3achar
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9alk hada wa7d f9ih marto mrdat w mnin sala sla dyal jam3a tlab mn nas ya3tiwh flos hta wahd ma3tah . ja kharej k3yan w hwa yl9a wahd skayri 9alo yalah m3aya ila bghiti lflos . dah l bar dakhlo 9al lnas li tma had rajl baghi lflos w homa yjam3olo double dyal lflos li baghi hwa y9olhom lah ykhalikom dima haka .......
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galik hado brakna ja 3andhom wahad lwzir galhoma rakom mchawhin galhom nas bdaw tay3awdo 3likom noukat galhom ra khskom tkadmo lkadam homa hzo lkrasa o kahzo l3ando ( hihihih )
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hada wahed 3chiri f lablad ka yatkayef bezaaaaaf zatla men 1823 miladiya ,f 2006 3ayet lih f telefone tanhadro bla bla bla lmohime golt lih chno kaddir fach katfi9 men n3ass f lablad a sahbi ? galliya tanfi9 ka nadrab jwan o kan9assi o ta narja3 n3ass
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hada wahad nhar kan kira wakaf hda lgazar,chwiya o howa iji l3arbi batma itkada.gal lgazar ara liya wahad jigo dyal lhawli o saybo mazyan .o howa igol lih kira iyiiiihhh jigo wa mahmouma 3lina ri hna..hhhhhhhh